Some fun facts about me


  • I'm human, but I don't speak Yuman.
  • I'm far from perfect, but I'm not circumspect.
  • I have a wife and two little ones, whom I love tons.
  • Am I still a mystery? I am? Then let me tell you more...
  • I enjoy Sun Tzu's Art of War, especially since I'm a child of four.
  • My purpose is to be close to God, for there's no better rewarding plod.
  • Social media annoys me, and watching YouTube is like punching an oak tree.
  • Do you know me now? Here are more fun facts, just in case...
  • I think politics embarrasses our race, as does the Windows user interface.
  • I solve a 3x3 Rubik's cube in 20 seconds, but get nervous when the timer beckons.
  • I hardly watch television but, hey, maybe that's why my work is done with incredible precision.